[blupoop]

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

[minimalyzed]

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

[deadpoolsdickwarmer]

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

[softwhorecore]

This makes me so happy ☺️

[iamhannalashay]

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

[dwaynewaynejr]

I LOVE THIS OMFG

[tormans-space]

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

[bussykween]

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[trufflebootybuttercream]

Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

[author-j-lynn-collins]

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women. 

[viragon]

I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.

[belleevangeline]

Real gender equality

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[plimsoll-punk]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishanaj]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[0ctostim]

[glocc-blocc]

[libertarirynn]

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

[slumberinggirl]

I love this

[lil-bitchnugget]

Y E S. FINALLY

[citizen-zero]

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive

more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

every bisexual who reblogged this feels specifically individually targeted by this post

[dailytweets]

Amazon Link: https://amzn.to/2twJSuu

[itsmisspickle]

Looks like millennials kill an industry before it even got off the ground😂

[fuckingrecipes]

• 9$ for pushpop containers on Amazon 
  
• 7-10$ for a bottle of cheap alcohol of your choice at your local liquor store.
  
• However much you want to spend on frozen fruit, juice, and yogurt
  
• Alcohol takes longer to freeze than water, but most home freezers can get down to around 15-20 degrees F, which is where you want to aim. 
  
• Fill just over half your blender with frozen fruit
  
• Slop some yogurt on top, idk like a half cup?
  
• Pour wine into the blender until the ‘fill’ line is about a quarter-up. 
  
• BLEND THAT MOTHERFUCKER LIKE IT INSULTED YOUR GRANDMA. 
  
• You want the texture to be pretty thick (thicc), because a thick smoothie will usually harden beautifully in the freezer - forms a nice solid popcicle.
  
• If its too thin, add more fruit. 
• Pour your new slurry of goodness into your popcicle molds
  
• If there’s empty molds, repeat above steps for more delicious sludge. Maybe switch flavors?
  
• Stuff into the freezer. Make sure freezer is set to ‘really freaking cold’ (alcohol freezes at a lower temp than water) 
• Wait a day or two. 
  
• (Eat the leftover smoothie) 
  
• VICTORY

If you’re not into alcohol, just replace the alcohol with a red or white juice and you’re good to go. I don’t recommend citrus fruits/juice because they can interact badly with dairy. You can leave out the yogurt and replace with half a banana or avocado if you REALLY want to use citrus and want to keep the smoothness. 

You can also google delicious fruit smoothie recipes for ideas on fruit combinations. 

You can also just use chocolate ice cream and coffee with bailey’s and kaluhua to make a fantastic chocolate popcicle. 

Wine is only 11.5%–13.5% alcohol, so splashing a bit of vodka or rum (usually around 40% alcohol) can EASILY get the mix to have ‘more alcohol than a glass of wine)

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[rita-repulsar]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theeforvendetta]

“Dork ass losers”

[asymbina]

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her